McDonald's Fries

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Eventually McDonald's will reveal the true nature of their fries: that they are raised in captivity in Mexico. Even then they will refuse to talk about the time the fries escaped and the many lives that were lost. However, they will probably reveal how a young Ray Kroc discovered first discovered a wild fry in the Mexician countryside way back in 1939 and how its magical kiss gave him the idea to enslave all the other fries for the rest of time.