McDonald's Fries

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Eventually McDonald's will reveal the true nature of their fries: that they are raised in captivity in Mexico. Even then they will refuse to talk about the time the fries escaped and the many lives that were lost. However, they will probably reveal how a young Ray Kroc discovered first discovered a wild fry in the Mexician countryside way back in 1939 and how its magical kiss gave him the idea to enslave all the other fries for the rest of time.

My Taxes

Are like nasty bad. I need to get some deductions, yo!

Peter Moore

Every time I read something in the press said or written by Peter Moore it makes me cringe. For those that don't know, Peter Moore is the recently named VP of Xbox. Could he possibly be as big of an asshole as he appears to be?

BTW, how did yet another marketing guy become a VP? It is sad that Microsoft is choosing managers based on their ability to use flowery language. However, Peter doesn't even seem to have that skill. SteveB loves this company, and perhaps Peter gives loving to his boss.